Friday, June 17, 2011

great pick up lines for women


 Here are some great pick up lines for women:

·  Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
·  I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
·  Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
·  Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
·  Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
·  I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
·  You look so sweet your giving me a toothache.
·  My love for you is like the universe...never-ending!!
·  If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
·  You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
·  Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
·  Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
·  You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
·  You got something on your chest: my eyes
·  Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
·  I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
·  What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
·  Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
·  I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
·  Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
·  The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
·  I wanna bag you like some groceries.
·  kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
·  Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see..
·  Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
·  I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
·  You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
·  I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
·  You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
·  Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
·  I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
·  Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
·  Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
·  Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
·  Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
·  Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
·  I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
·  You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
·  You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
·  Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
·  This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
·  I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
·  Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
·  Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
·  Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
·  Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
·  POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
·  I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
·  Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
·  If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
·  Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
·  Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
·  Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
·  Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
·  Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.